Dating Profile for Rochester, MN Cat
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The picture up top is the kitten and tho I've never filled in a REAL dating profile, I've had friends do it for me, so this can't be that much different, right? I present to you, the dating profile of one sassy cat, Fleas Witherspoon
FleasWitherspoon78 – 1-year-old from Davenport, Iowa originally, but now living in Rochester, MN with my sister. Seeking open minded male or female kitty for zooms, licks, kneading, and food scams. Maybe more.
- Relationship: Single, but I won’t lie. I don’t sit home at night hoping some cat’ll paw right on PlentyOfKittensAndFish.
- Body type: Fancy Feast? More like a fancy beast!
- Have kids? No. Don’t meow into my DMs and try to change my mind.
- Litter box trained? Yes
- Favorite hobbies: Furball Surprises, zooms that make the small human laugh, and hiding.
- Favorite food: My favorite foods come from the tall plastic box humans empty their plates into. They smell so good!
- Likes: Boxes, cuddling with a human that doesn’t like me / ignoring human that loves me, zooming, boxes, and napping.
- Dislikes: Janice and her 'diet cat food.' Slow mice. Leonard and Penny’s relationship. C'mon, you're thinking it, too. All they do is fight.
- More about me: I’m not looking for romance. Just someone to have fun with. If you are young, in good shape, and keep up with my zooms, we could have a good time. Also, my burps are epic.
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