MN Bone Head Caught with Fake Passenger in Carpool Lane
Skeleton Pi: MN State Patrol
Some people will do ANYTHING to drive solo in the car-pool lane. No bones about it, this guy's passenger was easy to spot as a fake. This happened March 25th, on I-35E in Maplewood.
The Minnesota State Patrol posted this on their Facebook page...
We’ve heard of having skeletons in your closet. But skeletons in your passenger seat?
This motorist thought dressing up a skeleton would be a good way to illegally use the MnPASS carpool lane. Guess what? Only live human passengers qualify.
One of our troopers spotted the skeleton in a vehicle on March 25 in Maplewood on Interstate 35E. The trooper pulled over the driver, who even had the skeleton buckled (improperly). He was cited.
Couldn't even buckle the skeleton properly. Dude.
And now, some skeleton jokes from Halloween Jokes...
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!
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