5 Things To Say When Seeking A Wife In Southern Minnesota
When looking for a wife in Southern Minnesota, there are certain things that'll work that just wouldn't cut it in places like New York or Los Angeles.
TSM Library TSM Library1You need an ice breaker.
This one will surely work: Walk up to her and say, "Mosquitos bad at your place, too?"
2On the first date
"Would you be interested in coming with me to the free cholesterol screening? Afterward, we can stop for pizza. My treat. I'll even spring for extra cheese. I really like cheese."
3Let her know some of your priorities
"We're all set for dinner tomorrow night, but I should have your cell phone number. You see, Rosie is due to freshen any day now and I sure can't leave her alone at a time like this."
4Learn a little personal info
"That sure is a sweet truck you drive. Got a clean title?"
5It's getting serious and you have to level with her
"Um, I think you should know something about me. I really, really love the Packers!"
You may have to go back out after this step and begin again with step 1 and another girl.
Don't give up. I was 34 when I got married. Perhaps there's a reason?
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