Talk about needing a drink. I guess if you watched this team, and judging by the attendance numbers you didn't, you needed something to help make the viewing a bit more palatable.
The Minnesota Twins provided details on ticket availability for the upcoming season, including the return of a couple of great money-saving opportunities for fans.
"MINNEAPOLIS: Officers were dispatched for a report of damage to property to a "Snoopy statue" outside Target Field." Only, that's not really what happened.