I saw a report the other day that said Illinois could be covered with hundreds of thousands of cicadas in a few months, but that report was totally wrong. Illinois is going to literally see not millions, not billions, but trillions of cicadas. You could actually have hundreds of thousands just in your yard alone.
Why take the high road and forget all about that failed romance when you can name a litterbox or a cockroach after the person who broke your heart? Why indeed.
On February 2nd, the first-ever Groundhog Day movie cast reunion will take place in Chicago, at Harry Caray's Tavern at Navy Pier. Will Bill Murray be there?